Poop Tracker Meets Gaming - The Ultimate Bathroom Companion
Track bowel movements with the Bristol Stool Chart, generate medical reports for your doctor, AND battle friends in mini-games. Whether you need serious health tracking or just want fun on the throne - we've got you covered.
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This is your home base. The big "I'm Going In!" button is ready when nature calls. Below it, a randomly rotating funny subtitle sets the mood - "About to have a productive meeting" is just one of hundreds.
Your daily stats are right there - sessions today, current streak, average duration, and your most-used location. The Hall of Fame shows global leaderboards for the most dedicated throne warriors.
Quick access to Earn, Shop, Auction, and Loot at the bottom, plus your FlushCoin balance. Five main tabs: Feed, Log, Games, Office, and Profile.
Once you tap "I'm Going In!", the session timer starts. Your friends are notified - they know you're on the throne now.
Tag what you ate recently - the app tracks your custom meals and correlates them with results. You can record audio evidence to share the symphony later.
"False Alarm" if nothing happens. "I'm Done" when you're ready to rate. The timer runs in background - use other apps freely!
Every throne visit deserves a review! Rate your overall satisfaction from 1-5 stars. Log your courtesy flushes (we don't judge... much).
Select your result on the Bristol Stool Chart - the actual medical scale doctors use, but with way better names. Type 7? That's a "Cloudburst - Fluffy pieces in the rain." Type 1? "Rabbit Pellets." You get the idea.
This data builds your personal health profile. Generate PDF reports for your doctor, track patterns over time, and finally answer "so how regular ARE you?"
Privacy Note: Your detailed Bristol Stool Chart rating stays private! Friends only see when you went in, how long you took, and your overall star rating - never the medical details.
Once you're done, your session appears in the friend feed - complete with a randomly generated funny message based on your rating. "Solidly unremarkable"? "The porcelain gods are pleased"? The app has hundreds of these.
Friends can see your duration, star rating, and leave reactions or comments. It's social media, but for the one thing everyone does but nobody talks about.
Sessions in progress show as "LIVE" or "OFFLINE" (if they're using other apps). Your friends always know when you're on the throne - for better or worse.
The moment you start a session, your friends get a push notification: "Kongen is getting comfortable... They're conquering the throne!" Now everyone knows.
A "Solidarity Mode" banner shows how many friends are currently pooping. "1 friend currently poopin'" - you're not alone! The app even encourages you to join them on the throne for moral support.
Live sessions glow with a LIVE badge and show a tempting button: "Troll Them". Yes, you can mess with your friends mid-session. This is where it gets fun...
Hit that "Troll Them" button and pick from your collection of embarrassing sounds. "Thunder Down Under", "Crowd Pleaser", "Royal Salute", "Depth Charge", "Swamp Symphony" - each one plays directly on your friend's phone while they're mid-session.
Sounds cost a small amount of FlushCoins to send. But here's the twist: half the FlushCoins you spend go directly to your victim as compensation for their suffering. Getting trolled literally pays!
Not feeling evil? You can also tip your friends' sessions with FlushCoins, leave comments, and rate their throne time. Be supportive, be funny, or be absolutely chaotic - your choice.
Imagine sitting peacefully on the toilet when suddenly "BRASS SECTION[1]" blasts from your phone. That's the Flush Royale experience. Your friends will never forgive you. They will, however, get revenge.
Why just sit there when you can battle friends, solve puzzles, or gamble your FlushCoins? Unlock new games through Mini's Game Box lootboxes - start with a couple of freebies and expand your collection! From strategic auto-battlers to classic Battleship (we call it Battleshit), tower defense, poker, sudoku, and more. Some games are single-player, others let you challenge friends online. All earn you XP and achievements.
Your wallet stays safe! Lootboxes cost FlushCoins only - fake money you earn by pooping, playing games, petting Mini, being social, or watching the occasional ad. The only thing real money buys is freedom from ads. We monetize your bathroom breaks, not your bank account.
Share your unique friend code or paste theirs. Both players get 500 FlushCoins when they connect! See friends' live sessions, troll them with sounds, and climb the leaderboards together.
135 achievements to unlock - from "First Throne" to "Marathon Runner". Each earns XP that levels you up. Customize your avatar, manage your Bowel Brawl army, and track your progress.
Spend FlushCoins on Mystery Lootboxes, Royal Tootboxes (sounds!), Mini's Game Box, Throne Gacha, and the exclusive Royal Flush Vault. Unlock avatars, sounds, games, equipment, and rare collectibles. New lootbox types added with every update!
Hire accountants to generate FlushCoins while you're away! A cozy pixel-art office with Mini the cat. Watch friend achievements scroll by on the monitor. Pure idle game vibes.
Deep dive into your bathroom data - peak hours, duration trends, Bristol type distribution, location patterns. Finally answer "when do I poop most?" with actual data.
Generate PDF health reports for your doctor - session history, Bristol types, duration averages, all professionally formatted. The medical tracking is 100% free, no ads, no paywalls.
Flush Royale is completely free to download and play. No pay-to-win, no progress-blocking ads, no constipation-inducing paywalls.
Everything can be earned by playing. The economy is fair - a session or two a day earns enough for a lootbox!
Just small banners and optional reward videos you choose to watch. No forced interruptions, ever.
Hate ads entirely? $7.69 for a full year of ad-free throne time. That's less than 65 cents a month!
We don't need anyone to get constipated over monetization. Just enjoy the throne!
Behind all the fun, Flush Royale is a legitimate bowel movement tracker using the Bristol Stool Chart - the same medical scale gastroenterologists use worldwide. Perfect for anyone managing IBS, Crohn's disease, constipation, digestive issues, or simply wanting to understand their gut health better.
Track what matters: Session duration, stool type (Bristol scale 1-7), satisfaction rating, time of day patterns, frequency trends, and personal notes. Generate PDF health reports to share with your doctor - actual useful data, not just jokes.
The entire medical tracking and export system is completely free for everyone - no premium subscription, no paywalls, and absolutely no ads in the health features. Your medical data is yours.
Share your health reports directly via email, messaging apps, cloud storage, or any other communication method on your device - all built right into the app, all completely free. Print it, send it to your doctor, or keep it for your records.
It's the poop diary your gastroenterologist never knew they wanted you to have. Fun enough to actually use daily, useful enough to bring to your next appointment.
